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For the occasion of Thanksgiving, all members of family get together and enjoy a hearty meal. This is incomplete without everyone having a little harmless fun. This can be enjoyed through thanksgiving jokes which are either made on people or even sometimes the history of thanksgiving. Some hilarious jokes based on thanksgiving can be told to friends and family and everyone can have a great laugh over the thanksgiving meal which is enjoyed by everyone. Some popular thanksgiving jokes are given below:

 

  • “The state of Arkansas recently announced that Halloween and Thanksgiving will no longer be state holidays.
    The witch left for New York, and took the turkey with her.”
  • “An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
    His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.
    After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred
    a turkey that has 6 legs!"
    They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
    "I don’t know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!”

 

  • “What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
    A smirky turkey!”
  • “Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring May flowers.”
  • “Why did the man invest in feathers?
    He heard the stock market was going down.”

  • “Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
    Because they never learned good table manners!”
  • “How do you make gold soup?
    Just throw in fourteen carrots (carats).”

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