The day of thanksgiving is full of fun and frolic. There is a lot of laughter which adds to the fun that people have on this day. This may be with the jokes that are narrated or thanksgiving stories and incidents. Thanksgiving one-liners are one of the best ways to make the environment on thanksgiving good and full of excitement and fun. These make the whole environment very humorous and completely enjoyable.


The thanksgiving one-liners are more often related to the history of thanksgiving. Also there are other things too like turkey, the Indians, pilgrims, general traditions etc which are targeted in these one-liners for some harmless fun. Some of the thanksgiving one-liners are given below:

  • "Why did the turkey cross the road?
    It was the chicken's day off."
  • What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
    The turkey trot"


  •  “Why did the police arrest the turkey?
    They suspected it of fowl play”
  • “Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
    Yes - a building can't jump at all”
  • “If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    Their AGE”
  • “What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
    Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving”

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